"Beats Workin" Dinosaur Embroidered Sweatshirt | Funny Minimalist Dino with Briefcase & Meteor | Dark Work Humor Gift for Adults

When the asteroid is somehow the better option… 🦖💼☄️

Our "Beats Workin" Embroidered Sweatshirt features a simple, adorable dinosaur—complete with a tie and briefcase—headed to work as a meteor plummets from the sky. It’s the perfect mix of minimalist art, prehistoric panic, and workplace dread. A funny, relatable piece for anyone who's ever looked at their calendar and thought, “Honestly, extinction doesn’t sound that bad today.”

This cozy, high-quality crewneck is embroidered with a clean line design and dark humor twist—perfect for sarcastic coworkers, burnout survivors, or anyone who feels personally attacked by Mondays.

🧵 Details:
• Minimalist embroidered dinosaur with meteor and "beats workin" quote
• Unisex sweatshirt in a soft cotton/poly blend
• Relaxed fit — perfect for lounging, commuting, or dino-themed doomscrolling
• Select your own thread color!
• Made to order with premium quality embroidery

✨ Makes a hilarious gift for coworkers, creatives, or anyone who’s just… over it.